So, naturally, it became painfully apparent that it was time for me to leave South Dakota. I sold my bike and hitched a ride to Davenport, Iowa where I met Merideth, blackjack dealer on a Mississippi riverboat casino and fell instantly in love.
She's your typical boring American, so this is a problem. I told her that on St Patrick's Day I must leave her to finish my journey to my homeland and extol my Irish heritage.
I'm hoping to get her pregnant, so she will be forced to come with me. I have switched out her birth control pills with adderall, so we now have sex all night.
